Saturday, October 5, 2013

Post 8 - Everything you ever wanted to know about Navratri

Indian Godess of unrestrained sexual odyssey

Navratri is a festival dedicated to the worship of the Hindu deity Falguni Pathak. The word Navaratri literally means nine nights in Sanskrit, nine nights of promiscuity, of casual and unrestrained sexual odyssey, of backless chanya-cholis and wanton behaviour. During these nine nights nine forms of Shakti/Devi are worshiped, basically Falguni Pathak in nine different tom-boyish clothes every night. After the year long hibernation the omnipotent goddess Falguni Pathak miraculously appears in Garba nights across West India showering testosterone-high youth with her bad singing and grotesque body shape. Navratri is considered as a significant factor behind India's high population growth. But, what the heck! As long as we all are getting laid. 


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