Post 10- The winner of Miss America is NOBODY CARES!

Sajid Khan's favourite round in a beauty pageant 

I completely understand the backlash in the US over declaration of Indian-American Nina Davuluri as the new Miss America. 

As if brainy jobs weren't enough, now we are taking over all dumb jobs from Americans as well. For instance, Miss America. If I was an American I'd be pissed too.

The strong and adverse reaction of Americans is pretty valid as the only person who will benefit from Nina Davuluri winning the American beauty pageant is Sajid Khan, who probably has found his prospective girlfriend in her and perhaps, Housefull 3's new female lead.

Post 9 - Thank you for not using wifi

The answer to every problem in the world

Like every other typical Indian family, even we are a close-knit family. Like so close that sometimes it gets a little claustrophobic. So what? We have intense conversations, whenever we are at home, over dinners, in our bedrooms, in the loos, the kitchen. We are always talking, and chirping, and chit-chatting, and sharing. Unless, of course, wi-fi isn't working. In that case we talk on the phone with our ISPs, requesting 'em to restore our Internet service. So that we talk again, living under the same roof.

Post 8 - Everything you ever wanted to know about Navratri

Indian Godess of unrestrained sexual odyssey

Navratri is a festival dedicated to the worship of the Hindu deity Falguni Pathak. The word Navaratri literally means nine nights in Sanskrit, nine nights of promiscuity, of casual and unrestrained sexual odyssey, of backless chanya-cholis and wanton behaviour. During these nine nights nine forms of Shakti/Devi are worshiped, basically Falguni Pathak in nine different tom-boyish clothes every night. After the year long hibernation the omnipotent goddess Falguni Pathak miraculously appears in Garba nights across West India showering testosterone-high youth with her bad singing and grotesque body shape. Navratri is considered as a significant factor behind India's high population growth. But, what the heck! As long as we all are getting laid.